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The Wise Old Blog

5/3/2020

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Through my long journey across the internet, I've learned many things. Dare I say, even some wisdom. And, being the attention seeking type who believes in sharing, I wanted to pass my wisdom on, for other people to use to annoy each other on social media. I compiled a list, in no particular order. Enjoy!


Over time, my opinions may have changed. But never the fact that I am right

Computer are like air conditioners. They stop working when you open Windows.

Funny Windows Pic
Advanced option: Find a computer that works


Time is a wonderful healer, but a lousy beautician.

A T-Rex can't clap its hands. Because they're all dead

Help! The voices in my head want out!! ...IGNORE THAT, and go click on some ads.


.Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So, going to school makes you evil.

Parker Brothers isn't interested in ideas for a full contact Monopoly drinking game. Their restraining order was pretty clear.

The line between genius and insanity can sometimes be found in my living room.

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0. Then charge extra for useless downloadable content.

Funny computer joke
May the farce be with you


Women should not have children after 35. Trust me, 35 children are more than enough.

A doctor, a lawyer, and a teacher walk into a bar. They have a good time, and leave. What? Not funny? This isn't a list of jokes.

The more often someone refers to themselves as a "pimp" online, the more likely they are to be a john.

Internet pimp joke
On a related note, here's Justin Bieber

Some people work like no one is paying, and vote like their last brain cell is in a coma.

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else is an essential political skill.

Killing people isn't the best way to win a Nobel Prize.


Headstone funny
But it can help you get the last word
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    With all the crazy jokes here, it's obvious: I was hit in the head a few times when I was a child. With a hammer. I don't remember what I was trying to accomplish though...



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