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In the news, unfortunately

8/18/2013

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Puff the magic idiot
This guy is real. Despite all my hopes and dreams for humanity. You may or may not want to click this...

Here are a few of the quality news stories I have seen while flipping through over the last few days. On a related note, I am boycotting the news for a week...
So I flip over to the other side of politics, and see a story where the President managed to do simple multiplication, and get an odd number. Probably to make some political point. Dumb, but in his defense, it DID air sometime after this story. If he saw it first like I did, I don't blame him for thinking it wouldn't be caught. Still dumb enough to be rant worthy though.

(continued)

Watching the news over the last two days has reminded me why I write comedy. Instead of watch the news


So I figure, hey. The TV is just being stupid today, I'll try the paper. I then pick up the local paper, first section. Open up to an article about Justin Bieber putting someone's phone down his pants. Closed the paper. Went to a movie. 


On a related note, if anyone who reads this knows the person who came up with the idea of running ads at the movies, just like TC, shoot me an email. I my need a physical address and alibi from you.

funny news picture
So true...

After I get back from watching "The Wolverine" I decide to give a news source one last try. I open the magazine up to an article, claiming that mandatory schooling should no longer be necessary, Put that down, and officially declare that a comic book movie was the most intelligent thing I've seen all day. We are so screwed...



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    With all the crazy jokes here, it's obvious: I was hit in the head a few times when I was a child. With a hammer. I don't remember what I was trying to accomplish though...



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