That saying about political jokes being funny until they are elected was amusing. Then Donald Trump entered politics
Actual Donald Trump Quotes
"When during the campaign I would say, 'Mexico's going to pay for it,' obviously I never said this and I never meant they're going to write out a check." - Donald Trump
"If you tell a joke, if you're sarcastic, if you're having fun with the audience, if you're on live television with millions of people and 25,000 people in an arena, and if you say something like, 'Russia, please, if you can, get us Hillary Clinton's emails. Please, Russia, please.'"
"Our country is full. We don't want people coming up here. Our country is full. We want Mexico to stop. We want all of them to stop. Our country is packed to the gills. We don't want them coming up."
"The buck stops with everybody."
"I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals -- they were like from a movie, better looking than Tom Cruise and stronger -- and I had more generals than I've ever seen."
"So, someday, with all of us -- this is all of us -- and those hats are beautiful, by the way. Someday."
"Yeah, Obama had a dog. You're right. Both parties should come together to finally create a safe and lawful system of immigration."
"But, you know, I never did politics before. Now I do politics."
"Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump."
"My intelligence people, if they said in fact that Iran is a wonderful kindergarten, I disagree with them a hundred percent."
"In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history."
I would bet if you took a poll in the FBI I would win that poll by more than anybody’s won a poll"