I didn't think people would actually read my blog
If I did, I probably would've been making more of an effort to mess with their heads. Maybe have an argument with my imaginary friend or something. And lose.
You aren't crazy if you talk to yourself. You aren't crazy if you argue with yourself. But you ARE crazy if you LOSE any arguments with yourself.
Well I just wanna say, for the record, that NOTHING seems to makes the voices in my head happy. I get them drunk, they just start slurring while the yell at me. I act normal, and they tell me I'm boring. I act crazy, they get hyper. And if I start yelling at them, I'd probably get hauled off.
Plus, they never clean up after they have parties in there. Maybe if I bang my head against the wall or something...
Oh you're STILL reading this? You must have a bizarre sense of humor. Or you're one of the people with OCD who HAVE TO finish what they start reading. That would be awesome. I could keep typing nonsense all day, and they'd HAVE to finish reading it. Bubblegum causes rabies. See?
I always have to check like three times when I type rabies. I wouldn't want you to get confused and think I was referring to a group of rabbis. Cuz if the word "priests" is somewhere in the sentence, you'll probably be expecting a joke. And I'm not very funny.