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5/22/2013

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I've been offline a while, while having my head examined. Some people call it 'Final Exams', but where is the humor in telling random strangers that? 



I prefer to make all of my statements as attention getting, or at least as funny as possible. So final exams = getting my head examined. And roadkill = hillbilly buffet. But I digress.

Hilarious quote about the unexpected
Bonus points if you do this to a lawyer


So, a little while back, I got the idea for a career change, and decided on the medical field. “It's a challenging and fun field”, everybody said. “Lots of jobs available in the medical field” I was assured. What I wish someone had said is “You are going to have to memorize every nerve, muscle, bone, organ, and tendon in the human body. Spelling counts”. No, they wanted to suck me in before they decided spring THAT one. 




So I have been busy trying to remember the Latin version of I before E, while sitting in front of diagrams of the human body. And even the simplest of the female diagrams have way more detail than is necessary for entertainment purposes. So, basically that has been my life for a few weeks. Now that I'm free from studying, all I need is for the medically inspired nightmares to go away, and I'm good. You ever have a dream where you were being attacked by words? 18 letter suckers, too. I think I'm scarred for life. Where's an ambulance chaser when you need one? Oh that's right, I spent a blog rant on them last month, so they probably aren't subscribers huh?


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    With all the crazy jokes here, it's obvious: I was hit in the head a few times when I was a child. With a hammer. I don't remember what I was trying to accomplish though...



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