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You gotta love Deadpool memes. He is the most memeable Marvel comics character


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Deadpool qutes from the movie
Sporks are awesome now. Thanks, Deadpool!

Deadpool meme hamster
His logic is flawless

Deadpool is the most quotable character in Marvel Comics




Deadpool-Man! Deadpool-Man! Does whatever Deadpool can! Makes a plan, any size, catches thieves and makes them die. Look out! There goes the Deadpool-Man!


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Marvel comics Deadpool quote
Maybe he likes funny memes


In the immortal words of Clark Whatsisname -- up, up and away!
- Wade Wilson (Deadpool)


Funny Deadpool pic Wolverine
Yeah! Besides, he's hairy. Why is he so popular at Marvel anyways?
Deadpool is Marvel comics funny Batman
He's Deadpool! In the Marvel Universe, that trumps Batman


Deadpool: [to Scarlet Witch] More like the Scarlett Bi... Hey, hey, hey, I didn't see you there. 
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Deadpool comic pic
He sometimes even helps people
Free Deadpool comic on kindle


AAAAAAAAGHHH!! Packing chips! That's the greatest weapon on the face of the planet -- Styrofoam packing chips! Just imagine getting nailed by some of these babies! Oh the humanity!
- Deadpool


funny Deadpool pic rabid hamster
I want one! Not sure if I mean the hamster or the gun that shoots them...


 Bring me more Pop Rocks and Dr. Pepper. Prepare to bathe my monkeys. 


Watcher left at bar
That's a good excuse, I'd ditch him too



Can you send me forward to the time when I was mowing my lawn and my next door neighbor, Mrs. Nowicki, asked if I could rub lotion on her back and I ran and locked myself in the bathroom? I'd really like a do-over on that one, please
- Deadpool


Deadpool Meme Jar-Jar
It's an old Deadpool meme, but it checks out



If that hit you in the chest, I'm sorry. I was aiming for your crotch.




Deadpool magician
Deadpool the magnificent



I'm honored that you trust me to serve America, the country that I do the most damage in.
-Deadpool, to an agent of Shield after being hired



Deadpool health care
He's even concerned with health care coverage for his victims. Who knew?



Why are you mad at zoo animals? Did you see that Kevin James movie too? - Deadpool




Deadpool confidence
Confidence? More like dread...




That's what happens when you mix C4 with a bean burrito. - Quote from Deadpool's video game




Funny Marvel Deadpool
Learn the way of the Deadpool, grasshopper



 I need help! And a pony



Captain America vs Deadpool
Clearly one of these two is a good guy. The other is hilarious
Deadpool quotes haiku
Deadpool is a poet. Who knew?
Deadpool funny display
And a job at Marvel



She's just kidding! Of course this has to get violent!
- Wade Wilson (Deadpool)



Deadpool witless
Or at the very least, very hungry

The answer to your first question is... shaddup





Where can one buy hippity-hops in bulk?
- (during payment negotiations for a job) - Deadpool


Deadpool political joke
Deadpool for President!


They make schizophrenia look like so much fun on the United States of Tara. But sometimes it's really the worst of all mutant powers


common sense tingling
Getting so rare that it almost IS a superpower
Deadpool crazy parking
You never can find parking when you need it...



You're looking at the chihuahua, right? Sometimes I go too far, I'm the first to admit it.
- Wade Wilson (Deadpool)



funny deadpool therapy picture
Save money and stay crazy!



Duh! Paper or plastic? Hellooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I'm Al Gore's message of death, bee-yotch!
- Wade Wilson (Deadpool)



die clowns hilarious Deadpool
He doesn't seem to be a fan of clowns...


Hey! That was my Cinemax hand! Chill Wade, you've made do with Senor Lefty before. True love is still possible.
- Another Deadpool quote


Deadpool and Rocket Raccoon
Anyone else actually remember THIS reference?



DEADPOOL POWERS ACTIVATE! Form of... daffodil! Hmm... didn't work. Have to resort to slicing sinew and mashing spleen.



flattered insulted Deadpool
Call him a %#$@#, just to be sure




Well, if it isn't Nathan Christopher Dayspring Askani'son Summers... or are you just calling yourself Priscilla now?
-Deadpool, to Cable




Deadpool time travels for nuk nuk
Don't tell me you wouldn't think of something like this. You made it this far down the page, after all



Deadpool: Hey, did I enter the side show tent? 'Cause you look like the dog faced boy. 

Dark Spider-Man: Oh, you are a wit, Deadpool... or at least half of one. Tell me, do the chicks go for your insane babble? 

Deadpool: About as much as they go for your attempts at self-deprecating humor. 

Dark Spider-Man: So then it doesn't work




Deadpool quote not me
Or me



 Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you... 




what if Venom possessed Deadpool
Venompool! From What if Venom Possessed Deadpool?



Enough with that ruler! I don't care what you've got on under that habit!




Deadpool fun yellow boxes
Fixed his first person narrative
Battle of the Atom Deadpool variant
Struttin' Deadpool
Deadpool kill zombie
Not the time for a low ball offer
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You mean...I'm losing my uncanny knack to tell the Olsen twins apart?
- Deadpool



Deadpool vs the Black Cock
Should have seen that reaction coming, I'd say



I was a normal baby for thirty seconds...then ninjas stole my momma



funny quote failed me
I have this issue at times as well



Deadpool (answering the phone): This is Deadpool.

Voice on Phone: The mercenary?

Deadpool: I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."



Deadpool cake
LOL



Deadpool is exposed to gamma radiation, turning him into Hulkpool. He then decides to go back in time, to before he was turned into a hulk. So he can kill Deadpool. What could go wrong?



Hulkpool in time
Guest starring Spiderman, Thor, Iron Man, and Bruce Banner. Kind of


All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places, and meet exciting new people... and then kill them
 - Wade Wilson

Arrow head bird
What encouragement!

More Deadpool quotes

Deadpool shoots you
At least he introduced himself.


COMIC COVERS:


Siege 3 Deadpool variant cover
This comic book was worth >$700 last time I checked...
funny Pool twerking
Hey, it's less annoying than what's being parodied
Deadpool #1
Current series, sketch cover
Gump paradoy
I like how he is staring off into the distance. Or off into space,
A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?
Bullseye Deadpool 4th wall
Breaking the fourth wall again


His name is Hit-Monkey. He's a hit-man. Who's a monkey. You don't believe me. Look around you, dude --he's real.
 Wade Wilson


Deadpool funny fresh
That sounds like a very effective line
You killed chick
Maybe


You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that'll serve a guy in a mask and bandoleer? They won't even let me into Taco Bell! 
- Deadpool


talking to yourself
Sometimes the voices get on his nerves


The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. 

Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'. 
- Deadpool


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"DOOR KNOBS DON'T KILL PEOPLE...I KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



mental institution knows me
He's not just crazy, he's famously so



I aim because I care.



Deadpool brain itch
Might want to try something else...
This world seems pretty peaceful. I'm gonna need a weapon.

Deadpool

Marvel comics pic
I have a bad feeling about this...
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