You gotta love Deadpool memes. He is the most memeable Marvel comics character
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Sporks are awesome now. Thanks, Deadpool!
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His logic is flawless
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Deadpool is the most quotable character in Marvel Comics
Deadpool-Man! Deadpool-Man! Does whatever Deadpool can! Makes a plan, any size, catches thieves and makes them die. Look out! There goes the Deadpool-Man!
Maybe he likes funny memes
In the immortal words of Clark Whatsisname -- up, up and away!
- Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
Yeah! Besides, he's hairy. Why is he so popular at Marvel anyways?
He's Deadpool! In the Marvel Universe, that trumps Batman
He sometimes even helps people
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Free Deadpool comic on kindle
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AAAAAAAAGHHH!! Packing chips! That's the greatest weapon on the face of the planet -- Styrofoam packing chips! Just imagine getting nailed by some of these babies! Oh the humanity!
- Deadpool
I want one! Not sure if I mean the hamster or the gun that shoots them...
Bring me more Pop Rocks and Dr. Pepper. Prepare to bathe my monkeys.
That's a good excuse, I'd ditch him too
Can you send me forward to the time when I was mowing my lawn and my next door neighbor, Mrs. Nowicki, asked if I could rub lotion on her back and I ran and locked myself in the bathroom? I'd really like a do-over on that one, please
- Deadpool
It's an old Deadpool meme, but it checks out
If that hit you in the chest, I'm sorry. I was aiming for your crotch.
Deadpool the magnificent
I'm honored that you trust me to serve America, the country that I do the most damage in.
-Deadpool, to an agent of Shield after being hired
He's even concerned with health care coverage for his victims. Who knew?
Why are you mad at zoo animals? Did you see that Kevin James movie too? - Deadpool
Confidence? More like dread...
That's what happens when you mix C4 with a bean burrito. - Quote from Deadpool's video game
Learn the way of the Deadpool, grasshopper
I need help! And a pony
Clearly one of these two is a good guy. The other is hilarious
Deadpool is a poet. Who knew?
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And a job at Marvel
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She's just kidding! Of course this has to get violent!
- Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
Or at the very least, very hungry
The answer to your first question is... shaddup
Where can one buy hippity-hops in bulk?
- (during payment negotiations for a job) - Deadpool
Deadpool for President!
They make schizophrenia look like so much fun on the United States of Tara. But sometimes it's really the worst of all mutant powers
Getting so rare that it almost IS a superpower
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You never can find parking when you need it...
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You're looking at the chihuahua, right? Sometimes I go too far, I'm the first to admit it.
- Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
Save money and stay crazy!
Duh! Paper or plastic? Hellooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I'm Al Gore's message of death, bee-yotch!
- Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
He doesn't seem to be a fan of clowns...
Hey! That was my Cinemax hand! Chill Wade, you've made do with Senor Lefty before. True love is still possible.
- Another Deadpool quote
Anyone else actually remember THIS reference?
DEADPOOL POWERS ACTIVATE! Form of... daffodil! Hmm... didn't work. Have to resort to slicing sinew and mashing spleen.
Call him a %#$@#, just to be sure
Well, if it isn't Nathan Christopher Dayspring Askani'son Summers... or are you just calling yourself Priscilla now?
-Deadpool, to Cable
Don't tell me you wouldn't think of something like this. You made it this far down the page, after all
Deadpool: Hey, did I enter the side show tent? 'Cause you look like the dog faced boy.
Dark Spider-Man: Oh, you are a wit, Deadpool... or at least half of one. Tell me, do the chicks go for your insane babble?
Deadpool: About as much as they go for your attempts at self-deprecating humor.
Dark Spider-Man: So then it doesn't work
Or me
Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you...
Venompool! From What if Venom Possessed Deadpool?
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Enough with that ruler! I don't care what you've got on under that habit!
Fixed his first person narrative
Struttin' Deadpool
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Not the time for a low ball offer
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You mean...I'm losing my uncanny knack to tell the Olsen twins apart?
- Deadpool
Should have seen that reaction coming, I'd say
I was a normal baby for thirty seconds...then ninjas stole my momma
I have this issue at times as well
Deadpool (answering the phone): This is Deadpool.
Voice on Phone: The mercenary?
Deadpool: I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."
LOL
Deadpool is exposed to gamma radiation, turning him into Hulkpool. He then decides to go back in time, to before he was turned into a hulk. So he can kill Deadpool. What could go wrong?
Guest starring Spiderman, Thor, Iron Man, and Bruce Banner. Kind of
All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places, and meet exciting new people... and then kill them
- Wade Wilson
What encouragement!
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More Deadpool quotes
At least he introduced himself.
COMIC COVERS:
This comic book was worth >$700 last time I checked...
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Hey, it's less annoying than what's being parodied
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Current series, sketch cover
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I like how he is staring off into the distance. Or off into space,
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A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?
Breaking the fourth wall again
His name is Hit-Monkey. He's a hit-man. Who's a monkey. You don't believe me. Look around you, dude --he's real.
Wade Wilson
That sounds like a very effective line
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Maybe
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You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that'll serve a guy in a mask and bandoleer? They won't even let me into Taco Bell!
- Deadpool
Sometimes the voices get on his nerves
The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation.
Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'.
- Deadpool
"DOOR KNOBS DON'T KILL PEOPLE...I KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He's not just crazy, he's famously so
I aim because I care.
Might want to try something else...
This world seems pretty peaceful. I'm gonna need a weapon.
Deadpool
I have a bad feeling about this...
