I have pictures? What do YOU have...?

I normally am not a huge pic poster. I usually just type my crazy. I figure the rest of the net pretty much has pics covered. But I had to put this one up, it was just too funny. See, I got this email yesterday, it was one of those borderline spam ones. You know, an email that made it past the filters, and has a subject line close enough to a real email, that you open it, just in case? 



Well, I wasn't recording the moment for posterity, I was checking my email. So I didn't really read it. And I don't remember who sent it, nor do I really care. I'm pretty sure that it was a Google+ request or something. I was distracted by this...

MY GOD IT'S TOM!!!

IT'S TOM! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM? And why is he back in my inbox? I thought I saw the last of him when I got bored with Myspace. Like 10 years ago. 


For those of you under 25, Tom was the Myspace version of Mark Zuckerberg. Except, he was waaaaaaaay more annoying for some reason. Now he pops up again. In Hawaii? Huh. 


I honestly thought he was living on the street, subsisting on used Facebook credits and D batteries. He must be hiding in fear because of all the people who swore revenge upon him whenever there was some bug in Myspace. Which was often, so I guess his fear would be justified. Wow. I still remember all the flashlight jokes. You know, the ones he practically begged for with that profile picture? He was a real man of the people. And by that I mean that he was always annoying the people. Well, into the trash that email went. Ahh memories...