Google needs an "I'm feeling stupid" button

There needs to be an "I'm feeling stupid" button on Google

The city of Stockton, CA has been ruled eligible for bankruptcy. That seems like a half-measure. I've been there, and I'd say that it should be eligible for an full scale intervention at the very least.


I recently was reading the news, and an article caught my eye. It was a review of upcoming games, movies, etc. While the author was trying to be clever, he actually used the phrase “The Classic days of Pokemon”. ???????? 


Pokemon hasn't been around long enough to have classic days. That's like saying “Classic Justin Bieber songs”. Ignore the little bit of vomit in the back of your mouth for a second. While I admit that I'm no fan of either, my complaint isn't based on loathing. Deserved or otherwise. It's a matter of time.


 If you want to toss around words like 'classic', put a few decades under your belt. Do it while you manage to stay relevant and keep your fan base. Then we'll talk about using adjectives like 'classic' to describe you. Well, I probably won't use them, but other people might. FYI, in the future, if Pokemon is still being discussed at all, I will be out back. Revisiting my classic lunch.

I chose to be insane.

Have you ever actually heard someone use the phrase “Well I never...” seriously? I think it's one of those things you hear on TV, that people don't say in real life.


 I realized this because I have been sitting on a comeback for a while now. I've always wanted to reply “Maybe you should once in a while, you're starting to smell.” Someday, someone will set me up for that joke



If you're going to be wrong, be completely wrong. Get it all out of your system at once