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If a tree fell on a telemarketer in a forest, would he then try to sell it useless crap while it's eating dinner? Art for the sake of art is public masturbation Only a true asshole expects to be paid for that. Or a hot chick on the internet. If you are trying to sell 'art' that no one but you likes, and you aren't a hot chick, then you are the other kind of person. Groups of people are stupid. The government could be defined simply as a large group of people who make decisions for other people. Usually at a pace that even snails sneer at. Wanna hear a funny joke? Go see a comedian. Or watch a funny movie. But if amusement is your goal, whatever you do, DON'T watch "Blades of Glory". The only thing that movie is good for is inciting violence against figure skaters. I guess if it had happened earlier, Tonya Harding could've used it in her defense at her trial. But if she'd taken massive amounts of steroids like a NORMAL athlete she would've probably never been in trouble till the Senate hearings. Now back to jokes with references that people under 30 might get.  Hey, don't look at me like that, you're the one who keeps reading this. Yes, I know you AREN'T looking at me right now, I'm just feeling paranoid. Well you probably aren't looking at me, who knows? Paranoid Monkeys would make an awesome band name. Or a funny sitcom. It would have to be better than the crap they got running now. But I'm sure that throwing feces on TV, while a likely a ratings jackpot, would cause some people to write nasty emails. Apparently some people have nothing better to do than watch for things to complain about on TV. This is actually true. Pathetic, but true. You know what people like that need? They need to break out of their routine, get out of that rut. That's the only reason I can see for volunteering to be the TV citizen patrol, boredom. I'd recommend a punitive visit from the tooth fairy. Hey, I was starting to make too much sense for a second there, and we can't have that. The voices in my head would go into open revolt. And I hate political headaches enough already. You'll never guess who turned up in my spam folder... |
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