Political jokes are only funny before they take office. So I think that we should move the Inauguration from January to October, because that's when the joke becomes scary.
I got one of those app invitations, on Facebook a little while back. It was one asking me to play Solitaire. It seemed weird to me, but I couldn't think of why at first. Then I realized that an invitation to play solitaire is like an invitation to masturbate, or an invite to start talking to yourself, for those of you who offend more easily.
Winter actually seems to make people feel younger here in Wisconsin. For example: the first snowstorm of the year makes people drive like they are 15 again. With a sign saying 'drivers ed training vehicle' on the side of their car and everything.