You gotta love Deadpool memes. He is the most memeable Marvel comics character
Deadpool is the most quotable character in Marvel Comics
Deadpool-Man! Deadpool-Man! Does whatever Deadpool can! Makes a plan, any size, catches thieves and makes them die. Look out! There goes the Deadpool-Man!
In the immortal words of Clark Whatsisname -- up, up and away!
- Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
AAAAAAAAGHHH!! Packing chips! That's the greatest weapon on the face of the planet -- Styrofoam packing chips! Just imagine getting nailed by some of these babies! Oh the humanity!
- Deadpool
Bring me more Pop Rocks and Dr. Pepper. Prepare to bathe my monkeys.
Can you send me forward to the time when I was mowing my lawn and my next door neighbor, Mrs. Nowicki, asked if I could rub lotion on her back and I ran and locked myself in the bathroom? I'd really like a do-over on that one, please
- Deadpool
If that hit you in the chest, I'm sorry. I was aiming for your crotch.
I'm honored that you trust me to serve America, the country that I do the most damage in.
-Deadpool, to an agent of Shield after being hired
Why are you mad at zoo animals? Did you see that Kevin James movie too? - Deadpool
That's what happens when you mix C4 with a bean burrito. - Quote from Deadpool's video game
I need help! And a pony
She's just kidding! Of course this has to get violent!
- Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
The answer to your first question is... shaddup
Where can one buy hippity-hops in bulk?
- (during payment negotiations for a job) - Deadpool
They make schizophrenia look like so much fun on the United States of Tara. But sometimes it's really the worst of all mutant powers
You're looking at the chihuahua, right? Sometimes I go too far, I'm the first to admit it.
- Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
Duh! Paper or plastic? Hellooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I'm Al Gore's message of death, bee-yotch!
- Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
Hey! That was my Cinemax hand! Chill Wade, you've made do with Senor Lefty before. True love is still possible.
- Another Deadpool quote
DEADPOOL POWERS ACTIVATE! Form of... daffodil! Hmm... didn't work. Have to resort to slicing sinew and mashing spleen.
Well, if it isn't Nathan Christopher Dayspring Askani'son Summers... or are you just calling yourself Priscilla now?
-Deadpool, to Cable
Deadpool: Hey, did I enter the side show tent? 'Cause you look like the dog faced boy.
Dark Spider-Man: Oh, you are a wit, Deadpool... or at least half of one. Tell me, do the chicks go for your insane babble?
Deadpool: About as much as they go for your attempts at self-deprecating humor.
Dark Spider-Man: So then it doesn't work
Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you...
Enough with that ruler! I don't care what you've got on under that habit!
You mean...I'm losing my uncanny knack to tell the Olsen twins apart?
- Deadpool
I was a normal baby for thirty seconds...then ninjas stole my momma
Deadpool (answering the phone): This is Deadpool.
Voice on Phone: The mercenary?
Deadpool: I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."
Deadpool is exposed to gamma radiation, turning him into Hulkpool. He then decides to go back in time, to before he was turned into a hulk. So he can kill Deadpool. What could go wrong?
All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places, and meet exciting new people... and then kill them
- Wade Wilson
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A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?
His name is Hit-Monkey. He's a hit-man. Who's a monkey. You don't believe me. Look around you, dude --he's real.
Wade Wilson
You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that'll serve a guy in a mask and bandoleer? They won't even let me into Taco Bell!
- Deadpool
The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation.
Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'.
- Deadpool
"DOOR KNOBS DON'T KILL PEOPLE...I KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I aim because I care.
This world seems pretty peaceful. I'm gonna need a weapon.
Deadpool