Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days.
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
The person who invented marriage was little creepy. Think about it. "I love you so much! We should get the both the government and God involved, so you can never leave"
I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy, just to check out ass.
A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf.. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it.
For adults, cooties still exist. We just call them STD's instead.