Got one of those political emails today, this one came with the subject line "Help me send a message". I replied to that one, asking "Why? Your email seems to be working just fine."
Don't you just love it when you're trying to find a spot to park your car, and you whip right past an open space? After all, the lot was so full, you just told yourself, "Why waste time looking for an empty spot so close?" Of course, for me, this is always followed up by a glance in the rear-view mirror at the guy behind me, happily taking the spot I was moving too fast to stop for.
Checking my phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because the first time I wasn't paying attention.
Like when you still can't understand someone- even after they've repeated themselves 4 times. So you just stop trying
Whoever put an S in the word "lisp" was simply diabolical
Anything that comes in 'Easy Open' Packages. If it's so easy to open, don't tell me about it. That way, when I can't get it open, your insipid catchphrase isn't sitting there, mocking me. And my inability to do something so 'easy'.
Here's a post with some annoying things about social media
Doesn't everyone just love that awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation- and the other person won't stop talking.