Inventing Zombies for all Mankind
Even though this is only just another funny blog site to read, I know one thing. I could solve this nation's obesity problem. My solution has a 100% chance of effectiveness given sufficient resources. I hope to receive a government grant for my proposal.
Call it a stimulus, or whatever vaguely sexual sounding term the government wants to use. Hand me money for my brilliant idea, even though I haven't explained it yet. I won't save the world just by writing funny blog posts, after all. Instead, I will promptly spend said money on liquor, so I may continue research. Here's what I have so far:
The way to eliminate the obesity is to... Invent zombies. No joke. Well this is a 'humor blog', but....
The rest of the blog about zombies here
It's weird, but I think more and more people are looking forward to something like this nowadays. But...
Since no one asked for it, a zombie humor page! Enjoy this look into the future
Your life is now complete